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22 January 2009 @ 06:06 pm
 
~ Quotes ~


Luke: OK. We need to get you out of here.
Lorelai: No. That' Lothario over there has wormed his way into my daughter's heart and mouth and for that he must die!
Luke: That's it, let's go.
Lorelai: No.
Luke: You're not going to kill the bag boy.
Lorelai: Why not?
Luke: It's double coupon day. You'll bring down the town.
(Luke drags Lorelai out of the store.)
° Kiss and Tell
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Lorelai: Come on. Just the jacket. Just once, be too sexy for your shirt and do a little dance on the catwalk.
(Luke walks into the back of the diner while Lorelai chases him with the suit.)
Luke: Get away from me you mental patient!
° P.S. I Lo...

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Lorelai: I don't have very many people in my life who are in my life, permanently, forever. They will always be there for me. I will always be there for them, you know? There's Rory, and Sookie, and this town and ... you. I mean, at least I think I've got...
Luke: You do.
Lorelai: Good. Just checking. (They smile.)
° Run Away, Little Boy

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Lorelai: Oh my God, oh my God!
Luke: Stop it.
Rory: You were a Trekkie?
Luke: I was not a Trekkie.
Lorelai: Uh uh, I do believe that denying you were a Trekkie is a violation of the prime directive.
Rory: Indubitably captain.
° The Ins and Outs of Inns

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Lorelai: I'm talking about a lady friend.
Luke: Oh.
Lorelai: A red-hot mama.
Luke: Okay.
Lorelai: A big, pretty dish of lovin' with a spoon made especially for you.
° Lost and Found

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Luke: ... But we both agreed that there's nothing like some good lovin' to shut a person up, if you know what I mean.
° Haunted Leg

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Lorelai: Hiya.
Luke: Your slave is here.
Lorelai: And where’s the French maid outfit I requested?
Luke: I’ve got it on under the plaid.
° Happy Birthday, Baby

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T.J.: (...) You're a dick.
[T.J. walks away from Luke, while Lorelai approaches him]
Lorelai: So, I just heard the tail end of that conversation and I'm assuming you haven't changed your name to Richard?
Luke: Long, long story. I'll tell you later, but here's a teaser: the word Etch-A-Sketch comes up.
Lorelai: I'm hooked.
° Nag Hammadi

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Lorelai: Bonjour, Luke. Pouvez-vous attacher vos chaussures?
Luke: What?
Lorelai: Uh, hi, Luke. Do you know how to tie your shoes?
Luke: Very good.
Lorelai: Yup. It came in handy, let me tell you. Not one shoelace fatality on my watch. [he sets a mug of coffee in front of her] You remembered.
Luke: Yup. A couple things about you stick.

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Luke: I'm not storing your microbe mattress, forget it.
Lorelai: Well, then I'm stuck here.
Luke: Fine, because I need my truck back.
Lorelai: Fine, but that leaves you with the mattress.
Luke: I'm not taking the mattress.
Lorelai: Then let me take the truck.
Luke: But that means you take the mattress.
Lorelai: I can't take the mattress.
Luke: Then you can't have the truck.
Lorelai: But that sticks you with the mattress.
Luke: If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress.
Lorelai: I can't take the mattress.
Luke: Then you can't have the truck.
Lorelai: And that sticks you with the mattress.
Luke: We've been here before.
Lorelai: I recognize that tree.
° Ballroom & Biscotti

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Lorelai: God, these things are heavy. Don't you have a smaller toolbox?
Luke: No, why would I have two toolboxes?
Lorelai: 'Cause then you'd have a big one and a small one.
Luke: Well, if you have a big one you don't need a small one. [Lorelai opens her mouth to speak] Don't say 'dirty', it's too easy.

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Luke: You know, none of this is any of your business.
Lorelai: It's absolutely my business.
Luke: How?
Lorelai: Because! I wasted a week of my life adjusting to the idea that you had moved only to find out that you haven't moved.
Luke: How much adjusting did you have to do? Nothing's changed! I still see you everyday, I still cook your food, I still serve your coffee. What do you care?
Lorelai: I care.
Luke: Why?
Lorelai: Because I don't want you to move.
Luke: Why? Why don't you want me to move?
[Lorelai stares at him for a second, but a door opens behind them and Lorelai and Luke lower their heads guiltily. Reverend Skinner walks in.]
° In the Clamor and the Clangor

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Lorelai: I'm just trying to remember the first time we met. It must have been at Luke's, right?
Luke: [nods] It was at Luke's, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day, the place was packed, and this person [...] comes tearing into the place in a caffeine frenzy.
Lorelai: [gleeful] Ooh, it's me.
Luke: I was with a customer. She interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee, so I tell her to wait her turn. Then she starts following me around, talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what. So finally I turn to her, and I tell her she's being annoying -- sit down, shut up, I'll get to her when I get to her.
Lorelai: Y'know, I bet she took that very well, 'cause she sounds just delightful.
Luke: She asked me what my birthday was. I wouldn't tell her. She wouldn't stop talking. I gave in. I told her my birthday. Then she opened up the newspaper to the horoscope page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me.
Lorelai: [dryly] God, seriously. You wrote the menu, didn't you?
Luke: So I'm looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under "Scorpio," she had written, "you will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee and she'll go away." I gave her coffee.
Lorelai: [grinning] But she didn't go away.

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Luke: Lorelai, this thing we're doing here -- me, you -- I just want you to know I'm in. I am all in. [carefully watches her reaction] Does that, uh -- are you, uh, scared?
Lorelai smiles.
° Written in the stars

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Lorelai: You've been holding out on me.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: Um, paella, gumbo, lasagna king?
Luke: You know, I have many talents, okay?
Lorelai: [teasingly] I know. I mean, the way you keep that mountie hat perfectly balanced the entire time we're -
Luke: Okay, so, if you keep making mountie hat jokes, you're going to eventually believe that there's an actual mountie hat.
° The Party's Over

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Luke: See there's a reason I stay away from people on this particular day. It's because I kinda suck.
Lorelai: Oh, Luke, I'm so sorry. I should've listened to you. I should've stayed out of it. You were right. I didn't think. I mean I didn't think like you would think. I thought like I would think and my thinking is sometimes very, very wrong if you're not me. And occasionally if you are me --
[Lukes kisses her, interrupting]
Luke: You keep thinking like you'd think.
° But Not as Cute as Pushkin

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Lorelai: This is so weird. I mean, to think that there was this whole chunk of time when we weren’t together. We were living totally separate lives. I was just working like crazy and you were running around, buying reggae C.D.’s.
Luke: One C.D. One.
Lorelai: I just hate that we were apart.
Luke: Yeah, wasn’t too fond of it myself.
Lorelai: Well, all I can say is, you’re lucky I’m back in your life, because clearly you were lost without me. I mean, it’s a miracle you’re even still alive. Right?
Luke: You bet. [They smile.]
° Pulp Friction

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Lorelai: Luke, will you marry me?
° A House is Not a Home

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Lorelai comes down the stairs, in her wedding dress. Luke stares in complete awe.
Lorelai: Well?
Luke: It's...you're…PERFECT.
Lorelai: Really? Have you seen the back? I think the train's a little weird, and I can take it back if you don't think...
Luke: It's perfect.
Lorelai: Are you sure? [Luke pulls her in for a long, sweet kiss. She comes out of it, grinning from ear to ear.]
Lorelai: Okay…It's not bad luck if it's under five minutes!
° The Perfect Dress

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Lorelai: The trip was a dumb idea.
Luke: Lorelai, no. It was a good idea. [short pause] Hey...
Lorelai: What?
Luke: You know I love you, right?
Lorelai: I really need to hear that once in a while.
Luke: I love you, and I'm going to marry you, and at our wedding, we are having lobster.
Lorelai: Okay. [They kiss. Lorelai looks at the necklace] I really love this necklace.

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Luke: We could have been there at the same time on the same day. Isn't that weird?
Lorelai: Nah, we never were.
Luke: How do you know?
Lorelai: You would have distracted me from the snack-stand guy. And no guy ever did.
° A Vineyard Valentine

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Lorelai:This is not something casual, Luke and me, this is not something we're rushing into by any means, this has been a long time coming, a long time. This is...real.
° Super Cool Party People

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